Dear Passengers,
I’ve been eating sandwiches for almost every meal for the last couple of months. Unhealthy amounts of sandwiches. Working at Panera Bread, I thought I would be sick of anything that ever even came into contact with yeast, but the opposite is true. I keep bringing home three loaves at a time and running out before I even realize it. I should probably have some variety, but they’re just so damn good. Yummyyummycarbohydrates.
Although I like the free food I get from work, I’ve recently started thinking about trying to become a Flight Attendant. I’ve been talking to a few stewards and stewardesses (stewardesses is the longest word in the english language that is typed using only the left hand, by the way) and it seems like a gig I’d really enjoy. Apparently you get paid pretty well because of the risk (I laugh in the face of danger), and you only work three-four days a week. PLUS you get free flights for yourself and your family. This means, on the days that I wouldn’t be jetting across the nation, I could be hanging out on the beach, or in the city.
and those mini booze bottles are just too damn cute.
I’m now down in the boondocks to have independence day celebrations with my family. At the risk of sounding like a spazoid, I’ll admit that REALLY I’m only in the same town as my family, because I want to go to the next town over and hang out with my ex-librarian. I will do this tomorrow afternoon. Sparklers are cool even in the day time.
What are you all doing to celebrate? How has everybody been? Fill me in on your lives. I appologize for being so neglectful (yet again), but I’m seriously going to try to keep tumbler up this time. The letter format is my newest attempt at keeping myself faithful to you all, and the tumblerverse in general. If I can write letters in real life, I should be able to do it online. Theoretically.
Until next time,
-Pants
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worry about fiber…
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