The Passenger's Seat

May 22
  • *feeding my nephew a ham-filled Lunchable*
  • *Nephew spits out ham*
  • Me: Huh...Maybe he's Islamic?
  • Mom: ...They don't eat crackers?
  • Me: I gave him ham.
  • Mom: ...ah.

I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars.I believe in a personal god who cares, worries, and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends, and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck.

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