some people don't need to be fixed

May 15

some people don’t need to be fixed

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Why are speech impediments so cute on some people?

Isabella Rossellini, Helena Bonham Carter (my one true love).. They have the cutest speech impediments.
Either of which I would love to have myself, though I don’t think I’d really carry it off too well.

I think I may have a problem being a speech pathologist- some people I just won’t want to fix.

Do stutterers count?

I’ve yet to meet a person whom a stutter improved. I’m far too impatient.

I stutter. On the word “She”. Does that mean you would become impatient with me? What if all I screamed during sex was “She,” but I stuttered like this: “Sh-sh-sh-she?”

Hmm. Well. If you were stuttering the word “she” during sex, first I would be happy with myself that I were making you scream. Then I would be pissed/insulted that you were screaming “she.” Then I would be annoyed with the stutter.

Then I would donky punch you.
(google it)

No needed for Googling on this end. I completely understand that term. And I would be screaming she because I would think you were a girl with a dildo and then become completely pissed to know that I was actually getting fucked by a man. Nope nope. Of course, you are diabetic. I’m pretty sure you get special treatment. I think it is hot to give someone their insulin shot during sex. I just read what I reblogged… and that is a little fucked up. :/