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The Passenger's Seat: Dear Passengers, →
jacatastrophe:
Today was a wonderful day. I woke up at the asscrack of dawn, usually meaning the day will be rather unpleasant. Instead, my mother and I ended up cooking our independence day feast whilst singing Hakuna Matata and dancing around the kitchen for the amusement of our nephew and ourselves. My…
I have been living in Hot Springs with my grandmother. And I work at Sears Portrait...
Passengers,
I realize now that by having many more than four of you in my passengers’ seat, I am breaking the law. Quite fiercly, in fact. My bad. Let’s hope none of you are law officials.
I got into service again today after visiting my family in the boondocks and I noticed I had recieved a voicemail from my place of employ- Panera Bread. It said “Paul…It’s now 3:10 and you...
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Dear Passengers,
Today was a wonderful day. I woke up at the asscrack of dawn, usually meaning the day will be rather unpleasant. Instead, my mother and I ended up cooking our independence day feast whilst singing Hakuna Matata and dancing around the kitchen for the amusement of our nephew and ourselves. My morning surlies were instantly thrown out the window. Also, blueberry pancakes were served before church....
Dear Passengers,
I’ve been eating sandwiches for almost every meal for the last couple of months. Unhealthy amounts of sandwiches. Working at Panera Bread, I thought I would be sick of anything that ever even came into contact with yeast, but the opposite is true. I keep bringing home three loaves at a time and running out before I even realize it. I should probably have some variety, but they’re just...
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
7 posts
These Are My Confessions (just when I thought I...
I have a crush on you. I could ask you out, and move on with my life if you said no. Or, we could be friends! See, I don’t want to consider that you might not be attracted to me. I’m scared of rejection, so I’ve decided relationships should grow smoothly out of friendships.
When you have problems, I’ll be there for you. Night after night. Selflessly. I’ll tear down the jerks you date, and wait for...
loganjack:
People I have nothing to tumble about. No witty remarks on life or anecdotes from the day. No ho ass pictures of myself to post. What.
But i’m still sitting here. Yeah just sitting.
Life in shambles. ShAmBlEs
Life is hard sometimes. I feel ya, shawty.
cont.
I feel like a boy.
No.
… like a man.
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Doing the Jonai Proud
Cody Clark (facebook): Cody Clark went to the year 300.
Me: Cody, you went the wrong direction in time.
Come back to the future.
We have advanced tools and weaponry.
-Future Paul
August 2009
3 posts
Welcome to my new life
I had to take the day off today. Why? For drinking. I’m feeling the need to drink today. Well, actually, I’m feeling the need to cry. But, because my tear-ducts are too proud, today, I drink.
Where does the good go?
I’m having an emotional crisis. I’m not happy.
What do unhappy people do? They blog. Glad to be back on Tumblr, you guys. I’ll keep up.
May 2009
57 posts
*feeding my nephew a ham-filled Lunchable*
*Nephew spits out ham*
Me: Huh...Maybe he's Islamic?
Mom: ...They don't eat crackers?
Me: I gave him ham.
Mom: ...ah.
OMF i just remembered you get to do lots more...
(via lo-jack)
Like…smoke and buy porn? And dance in clubs on one night a week And 18< year olds?
Home
pocketsfullofposies:
maryamsmiles:
themarsvoltorb72:
Doesn’t feel like home anymore.
Also, Battle for the Cowl #3 was disappointing.
Zach Braff’s monologue about home in Garden State is becoming more and more relevant.
i concur with Maryam’s observation.
I’ve never seen Garden State… But I agree with the original statement. I’m having to make a new home. It’s...
there was a table set up at school...
willowphoto:
bringtheruckuss:
i walked over to see
what they were doing.
this is our conversation:
me: whats this for?
them: we’re sending aid to africa.
me: i heard they had plenty of that.
them: plenty of what?
me: aids.
me:…
me: are these stickers free?
LOL.
HAH. Terrible, terrible people.
No, in YOUR face
People with natural talents, intelligence, and passions frequently amaze me. Writers, artists, people who can do math…I spend a lot of my time marveling at what they can do and asking myself, “Gee. Why can’t I do that? Why can’t I be creative and smart?” It gets frustrating. Then I remember that I’m the only person I know that can juggle.
Suckers.
“A career is wonderful thing, but you can’t snuggle up to it on a cold night.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
“I sucked dick during FIRM. I sucked dick during normal weeks. I sucked dick...”
– Jason Curlin’s gmail status. (via beccarules) (via jacatastrophe)
Called that shit. ;)
An email from John Cahoon....aka Jesus?
ssstanger:
“Sarah, we are SOOO done with this school! Thank you for being such an awesome part of it all. You are a good friend and I respect you a great deal. I hold you in very high regard and I’m proud to call you friend. As a friend, I love you very much and if there is anything I can do for you my # is 870-926-6009. Thanks again ole sport and best wishes and college! :) Cheers!...
I will never have a life
I sat down at my computer today and logged on to tumblr for the first time since the weekend, a mere day ago. I had missed 18 pages.
18 pages.
I’m never leaving my computer again. Do you know how my tumblarity has suffered?
Gravely.
I hate...
thickasthieves:
whiney bitches! Damn! Fuck me running! Just…shut…UP!!!
That is all. :)
Hmm… I might have to ask that the rule for facebook applies to Tumbr as well. Just for curiosity’s sake. I need to know to avoid these people.
For Paul & Denver. I actually prefer this one to... →
(via maryamsmiles)
Wow. The ammount of excitement that gave me kind of makes me worry.
Just a tad.
Then…I’m overwhelmed with Quinto.
One too many teen-drama movies
I always feel really nervous when I see a group of really skinny, steriotypically popular girls hanging out with one large, slightly unattractive girl.
Especially when they’re nervous looking.
I’m always scared they’re playing some really mean joke on her.
I need to stop watching TV.
some people don't need to be fixed
twistit:
bonuspants:
twistit:
bonuspants:
twistit:
bonuspants:
Why are speech impediments so cute on some people?
Isabella Rossellini, Helena Bonham Carter (my one true love).. They have the cutest speech impediments. Either of which I would love to have myself, though I don’t think I’d really carry it off too well.
I think I may have a problem being a speech pathologist- some people...
Watchthickasthieves:
bonuspants:
thickasthieves:
would LOVE to know what Paul would do with this… :D
I actually had to listen to it twice to even know what she was saying (or even to be completely certain that she was speaking English). My question is: why on earth did you have that video at your disposal so that you could post it so quickly? hahaa
Haha! Well, that’s Nadine from Girls Aloud…and...
some people don't need to be fixed
twistit:
bonuspants:
twistit:
bonuspants:
Why are speech impediments so cute on some people?
Isabella Rossellini, Helena Bonham Carter (my one true love).. They have the cutest speech impediments. Either of which I would love to have myself, though I don’t think I’d really carry it off too well.
I think I may have a problem being a speech pathologist- some people I just won’t want to...
Watchthickasthieves:
would LOVE to know what Paul would do with this… :D
I actually had to listen to it twice to even know what she was saying (or even to be completely certain that she was speaking English). My question is: why on earth did you have that video at your disposal so that you could post it so quickly? hahaa
some people don't need to be fixed
twistit:
bonuspants:
Why are speech impediments so cute on some people?
Isabella Rossellini, Helena Bonham Carter (my one true love).. They have the cutest speech impediments. Either of which I would love to have myself, though I don’t think I’d really carry it off too well.
I think I may have a problem being a speech pathologist- some people I just won’t want to fix.
Do stutterers count?
...
some people don't need to be fixed
Why are speech impediments so cute on some people?
Isabella Rossellini, Helena Bonham Carter (my one true love).. They have the cutest speech impediments. Either of which I would love to have myself, though I don’t think I’d really carry it off too well.
I think I may have a problem being a speech pathologist- some people I just won’t want to fix.
“Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to...”
– Mrs. Robinson, Fido (via bonuspants)
**I LOVE THIS MOVIE! haha
(via thickasthieves)
Haha. I’m just happy somebody knew what it was! Way to have taste, Aaron. You just won so many bonus points. You don’t even know.
“Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to...”
– Mrs. Robinson, Fido
“Calm down? Dude, I’m fucking shot, a ground beef patty attacked my face, and I’m...”
– Blake, The Mad
is this against etiquette?Dude
pocketsfullofposies:
bonuspants:
In the last four days, my Tumblarity has jumped from the low twenties to the high seventies. I feel way more proud about this than I should. Really, though. I’m so happy.
Hah. Thanks to all of youTumblrians.
Dudeeee. Mine has jumped from like 17 a few days ago to like 60 something right.
Ridonculous.
=P
Now it’s 85. What the hell? This is CRAZY!...
is this against etiquette?
In the last four days, my Tumblarity has jumped from the low twenties to the high seventies. I feel way more proud about this than I should. Really, though. I’m so happy.
Hah. Thanks to all of youTumblrians.
twistit:
bonuspants:
It makes me so angry when...
It makes me so angry when people say that they...
